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Commentary
by Brent Kellogg
November 4, 2009
Pop quiz: How do you know when a man hasn't had sex
in a very long time?
Answer: When being shown where his woman gets
injected with toxic chemicals turns the man on.
Such was the case with Cane Ashby this week when his
cancer-riddled wife announced she's ready to have
sex again presumably because she's no longer sore
from having had a hysterectomy, but because the
doctor said it was okay. No sooner had the thought
entered her otherwise empty head but what there was,
first thing in the morning, a knock at the door.
Opening up, the door that is, Lily eyeballed
foster/adopted brother Devon Hamilton, and his happy
to be with him after learning he cheated on her,
girlfriend Roxanne. The reasoning behind such an
early visit not clear, Lily yawned, and rightfully
so as what stimulating conversation has Devon ever
engaged in? Hinting that surely Roxanne had classes
to attend, or a "term" paper to work on, Lily did
not suggest Devon must have something to do because,
well, what has Devon done since dropping out of
school? The plan was to become a writer of songs for
songbird Ana Hamilton, but Ana flew the coop months
ago.
For all the hints, no wonder Roxy didn't get the
message. You can only imagine she has to beg Devon
for sex. Sex with his aunt, or back when Devon had
the hots for Lily, incest-like sex is different.
Funny too, why couldn't Lily have been frank? She
could have said, "Nice of you two to drop by, but
I'm horny as hell. Could you please leave so Cane
and me can have sex? Oh, and Devon, no peeking in
the widow, 'kay?"
Now you know of course there's nothing like having
sex with a bald woman. The rag on her head gone,
dripping with anticipation, Lily told Cane of where
she gets injected with toxic drugs. She got the part
about chemotherapy being poisonous right, but good
god, why point out the obvious? Why not spread her
vagina open too so Cane could see where the doctors
worked their magic? Most men would have lost their
erections at the mere suggestion that their women
are less than whole, that who knew what toxins might
be mixing with their body fluids, but not Cane. He
saw Lily as something "beautiful" and said as much a
number of times. When all he's seen lately is the
one-eyed monster, than yeah, ugly does look good.
Speaking of ugly, that Daisy chick doesn't get out
much does she? That Abby Newman's new friend, and
now Amber Moore's friend too thought she was in the
presence of greatness when she met Lauren Baldwin in
person was like picking nose and eating it. Lauren a
legend? In her own mind. Little wonder business at
Lauren's Little Shop of Horrors hasn't been good,
she blamed poor sales, especially those of Amber's
designer jacket, on the economy. This apparently
explained why Lauren was in need of two sales
clerks. The two before Daisy and Amber quit because
they were either tired of being paid minimum wage
without health benefits, or Lauren had closed the
horror shop because she, nor anyone else, has been
seen at the shop in years. Oh yes, Amber took the
sales clerk job offered, then rushed to tell Daisy
of her good fortune and you might be wondering why
she'd tell Daisy, because isn't Daisy heretofore
unknown in Genoa City? Isn't she still in high
school? What is Amber's thing with young girls?
First Daniel Romalotti, and now Daisy.
And what of Daisy's experience that would qualify to
work anywhere? She has none! Well shit, that's all
Lauren needed to hear. Daisy is in fact
overqualified and if only she knew how much she'd be
applying at Jabot Cosmetics and not some cheap-ass
horror shop, albeit Lauren needed to check with
Amber first before making Daisy' employment
official. Way to go, Lauren. No background check
required. No calling her pal Paul Williams, who in
turn would call his operative in the field to run a
check on where Daisy uses her credit cards which,
given Daisy is supposed to be a senior at Walnut
Grove, banks have undoubtedly sent her by the
truckload.
Also on the subject of those unqualified to clean
toilets, how about Ashley Newman of all people
assuring Nick Newman that his old man wouldn't have
left him in charge of the empire if he wasn't sure
Nick could handle it. It must have been Nick's wife
who sent those flowers, and that creepy card with
the words, "To the man of the hour. It couldn't have
happened to a nicer guy." It's moments like this
that make you pray Adam Wilson kicks this clown out
on his ass. That, and Nick's incessant whining that
Billy Abbott is "a punk" and that Adam better damn
well stay away from the town slut, his former wife
Sharon.
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